Pick a facebook status
one mosquito that always disturb you while you falling to sleep :p
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Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they`re the shit.
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After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said..
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So weird, some guy just gave me half of a peace sign. LIKE IF YOU GOT IT :)
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
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"WHO`S THAT SEXY BEAST?!" Oh, I clicked on my profile again.
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LIKE IF: When I`m alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.
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Nothing hurts more than realizing they meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to them.
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OMG, I hate her.... ME TOO! = Instant best friends.
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I don`t just sing in the shower... I perform.
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