Pick a facebook status

Text a girl ``hey beautiful`` and trust me, you could make her whole day.

I have never actually seen a yellow duck.

I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don`t care.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Spending Valentine`s Day with that special no one.

That awkward moment when someone see you making weird faces in the mirror

NASA is saying that later on today the sky will get very dark and the day will end. They are calling this... night time.

A boy`s painful letter to facebook----
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Dear facebook,
please stop suggesting me beautiful
girls....
It really hurts when i can`t add them :(
. Sincerely,
Blocked user :`(

That awkward moment when you`re just about to cheat but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around.

That awkward moment when you don`t know how to continue the conversation.