"What if.." "That won`t happen." "Yeah, but WHAT IF??"
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Pick a facebook status
A hater is just someone who wishes they could be you, so thank them for their admiration, and move on.
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Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -___-
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I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
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No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
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I don`t just sing in the shower... I perform.
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That awkward moment when your best friend is friends with the person you hate..
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When climbing the ladder of success, don`t let boys look up your skirt!
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I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY
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Teacher: "Can you explain why you failed the the test?" Student: "Can you explain why you failed to educate??"
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