The awkward moment when you check the price tag..... and sadly, go away.
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Pick a facebook status
That awkward moment when you asked a question and no one responded.
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Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
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Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
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Men want to be her first and women want to be his last
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You`re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I`ve never seen one before.
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High school, it may be hard, annoying and depressing but still the memories, school friends are the best.
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A real boyfriend never "gives up" on his girl. He fights for her.
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I bet shes naked under all those clothes, that whore!
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"I Love You" "OMG,really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No,I love myself too!"
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