Pick a facebook status

The awkward moment when your trying to get over someone you never even dated.

That moment when a good song comes on the radio right when you arrive at your destination and have to get out of the car.

A snail that meows. A squirell in an astronaut suit. A crab with a whale as a daughter. The creators of SpongeBob were obviously high.

That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching= Mindblown

different perspectives..

` use LOVE in a sentence.. `

girl: love is sex.
boy: i love sex!

Once you break up with someone it is difficult to get back to trust

I`m not saying shes a slut, but I`m surprised that Facebook hasn`t made her a place too "check in"

Dear Microsoft Word, I`m pretty sure I spelt my name correctly. Sincerely, Everyone.

A guy in a mental hospital, placed two stones in his ears .. The doctor asked him, "What are you doing?" he replied, "I`m listening to ROCK music!"