The Man Who Freefell From Outerspace Was A G Forreal .... He My Nigga For That Lol !
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Pick a facebook status
Watching a horror movie and thinking: "No, don`t kill her! She`s HOT."
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Girl: Take The Condom Off!!!
Boy: Why??
Girl: YOLO
Boy: OK But If You Get Pregnant YOYO
Girl: Whats That
Boy: Your On Your Own
Boy: Why??
Girl: YOLO
Boy: OK But If You Get Pregnant YOYO
Girl: Whats That
Boy: Your On Your Own
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Dear Microsoft Word, I`m pretty sure I spelt my name correctly. Sincerely, Everyone
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No Matter How "busy" A persons day might be.if they "really Care" Theyll Always find time for you
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Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again..
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"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..
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The awkward moment when girls are wearing more makeup than clothes..
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DO I NEED A LIBRARY CARD TO CHECK YOU OUT?
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I spend all my chilhood, trying to see the fat womans face, on Tom & Jerry ...
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