Pick a facebook status

went to school with five pen... Came home with zero.. xD

90 people get swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask . Millions of people have AIDS and HIV yet no one wants to wear a condom !

If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and smells like a duck, it`s probably a Unicorn wearing a duck costume

The amazing moment when the teacher is picking sticks and you call out the person who is next.

Asians are so bad at driving that I`m beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

I Can`t live without My Girlfriend I Can`t Sleep Without My Phone

there`s always that one employee who stares at you like your going to steal something.
by. caroline

Perfection doesn`t exist, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so find beauty in me or get used to my flaws because I don`t feel like changing.

OMG! my rainbow gypsy turtles are arguing with my giant blue monkeys because the orange leprechauns just stole my invisible friends talking muffin!

when boys get jealous there so cute....but when girls get jealous it`s a world war!!!!