Pick a facebook status

If you`ve never slept in an exam before, you don`t deserve to be alive!

Never Forget What Someone Says To You When They`re Angry Because That Is When The Truth Comes Out.

if u can`t join them,beat them or arrange for them to be
beaten.:)

Before `YOLO` did y`all think you lived twice or some shit?

That sad moment when you don`t get window seat.

That’s sweet when couples act like bestfriends and bestfriends act like couples!!!

You really look like my new girlfriend!!

That moment when your friend is flirting with your crush -___-

Mom: Let me see your phone!
You: Let me go get it.
*Delete messages, lock phone, take out memory card, turn off*
You: Here, but its dead... :)

I watch so much of my baby cousins Dora the Explorer with her, that I`m so kick ass at Spanish! Por Favor!