Pick a facebook status

i`d rather be hated for who i am
than loved for who i`m not

Hitting your hip on a corner and acting like you got shot...

Mom: Let me see your phone!
You: Let me go get it.
*Delete messages, lock phone, take out memory card, turn off*
You: Here, but its dead... :)

Sequel to the movie `300` is comin this year. Starring Chuck Norris and its called `1`

That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

You know you`re addicted to coffee when you grind coffee beans with your teeth....

You must be wearing space pants because your but is out of this world. ;)

That moment when a guys boobs are bigger than mine....

I know I should respect your opinion, but I find that hard because you are a fucking idiot.