Pick a facebook status

The Boy Paradox :
Smart + Handsome = AssHole
Smart + NiceBoy = Nerd
Nice Boy + Handsome = Dumb
Handsome + Smart + NiceBoy = Gay

There is
1 Thing
2 Do
3 Words
4 You
I Love You .. ♥

When I was little, I put my face close to the fan to hear my robot voice.

NoBody`s Perfect .. But Ayye You`re Perfect for me ! .. ♥

Some people sing in the shower. I perform concerts in the shower.

never judge the book by its cover

I don`t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination(:

that moment of panic when your mom leaves you alone in the store line and you think "OMG what if she doesn`t come in time and they ask me to pay?!

You are my present , you are my future , but you`ll never be past ♥.

the awkward moment,when your taking an ice cube suddenly it fall...you just kick in below the referigertor