Pick a facebook status
11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"
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Facebook asked me ...what`s on your mind ..? I answerd it`s not your business ..!
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Instead Of Trying To Find The Right One, Let The Right One Find You.
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says - By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!
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got pulled over for speeding today. I asked Are you selling me a ticket to the policeman`s ball? Officer said "Policemen don`t have balls". they let me go.
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Advice of the Day! -"Always wash your hands after handling money. You don`t know what part of a stripper or lawyer it may have touched."
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One of my friend Suggested me to keep FrEnCh.... Apparently i realized after a week he refereed to language..:X
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What makes you stylish is wearing what you have combining them in your own way cause buying brandy clothes.. we all would be fashion icons ;)
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Lord, i wanna take a minute,
not to ask for anything from
you. But simply to say thank
u, for all i have. Plz help me
stay on the right path
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Girls go through a
lot....RESPECT THEM.
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