Pick a facebook status

Keep it simple, don`t over do
your self. Because simple is
classy, and overdoing it
looks trashy.

I like it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.

that moment when a brittish person says mum and ur like mom not mum where do u think we are return of the mummy

"I`m a ninja" "No your not" "Did you see me do that?" "Do What?" "Excatly"

The biggest lie I tell myself is.. "I don`t need to write that down, I`ll remember it"

Sometimes I pretend to be normal,but it gets boring so i go back to being me.

Dear Karma,
I have a list of people you missed.

Old song can bring old memorys back

Having those weird conversations with your friends & thinking if anyone heard us right now, we`d be put into a mental hospital.

A paper cut is a tree`s last revenge.