Pick a facebook status
Forget the past, It`s dead and gone
Life for the future , It`s alive and full of potential :)
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Watching a movie & yelling at the characters for doing something stupid. ( ._.)
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Roses are red, i have a phone. Nobody texts me. Forever Alone xD
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LIKE IF: when you get the following years calendar, you first see what day your birthday falls under.(:
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Teacher: "Look the equation is simple I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other. What do I have?" Answer: Me: A Drinking problem?
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���� Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.����
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Saw a butterfly that couldn`t fly the other day. I poured some of my Red-Bull on it and BOOM! {it Gives U Wings} lol
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
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BREAKING NEWS! Dora the Explorer suffers a heart attack after discovering Google Maps!
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When on the run and getting away you must say, "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
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