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Things to do today: 1.Dig a hole 2. Name it love 3. Watch people fall in love

When all else fails... Fall to the floor, wrap your arms around your legs, rock back and forth, and start chanting, "go to your happy place" over and over

Remember, If you don`t stand for something, you`ll fall for anything!

i hate how people say nathcho cheese when it is my cheese!

Swag is for boys, class is for gentlemen.

Don`t blame the follower, Blame the leader.

A guy broke into my apartment last week. he did`t take the tv, just the remote. now he drives by and changes the channels............. Sick bastard

hey you . . . you ? . . . me ? . . . no the person behiden you ! oh . . .

There are a millions and billions of people to make the world complete,but it only takes you to complete mine.

Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.