Pick a facebook status

My laptop just fell off the my boat its a dell rolling in the deep.

The last person you want to be with is the person you cant be without

That mad moment when you sneeze on someone and you make that weird face.

Behind every great man, there is a woman reaching for his wallet.

when i have kids i`m going to make them watch the 2012 movie & tell them, "Yup, i survived that!" ...

I wish I have second chance to prove them that their WRONG..

To those paranoid people that check behind their shower curtains to see if there is a murderer, what is your next plan if there is a murderer.

The last person you want to be with is the person you cant live with out.

Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen It`s about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen, it`s for the BEST

`I want time to go fast but when I’m with you I get stuck in the moment…`