Behind every bitch is an asshole who made her that way.
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Pick a facebook status
My parents are so mistaken. I dont spend all the money they give me on beer. I spend it on memories made and good times
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that awkward moment when the room is silent & you have to fart
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That moment when yours friends parents love you more than they love their own kids :P
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On a scale of 1-10, your a 9 and I`m the 1 you need. <3
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A jealous women does better research than the FBI
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hey you, no not you, yes you, no not you, yes you, do u like tacos?
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Dear parents,
When i say i am bored and you suggest cleaning, I meant find something FUN for me too do!!!!!
When i say i am bored and you suggest cleaning, I meant find something FUN for me too do!!!!!
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I hate sitting on a Toilet when it`s COLD!
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How much is an Eminem?" "50 Cent" "What? That`s Ludacris!
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