Pick a facebook status

in the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS...:)

parents spend the first 2 years of a childs life teaching them to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

if someone tried to read my mind their brain would explode, due to the number of thoughts that go though it at one time.

I don`t understand how Dora puts on her shirt. It`s physically impossible. And why wear the EXACT SAME shirt everyday, its not exactly world`s best shirt

The best thing about having a dogs is when you fart you can blame the dog

Love is more than just showing affection, love is about trusting each other, and having faith in your relationship.

+1 IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember.

Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.

I love that moment when someone sees me and screams out my name whilst running towards me to give me a hug and a kiss

I like to do things which are impossible

but in life nothing is impossible...

so i do nothing.