you are what you eat... i dont remember eating a big bowl of sexy :3
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Pick a facebook status
The truth is an expensive gift, don`t expect it from cheap people.
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I knew i shouldent have got drunk last night i ran into kfc wearing a chicken suit demanding to be given my babies back!
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The most beautiful line is, "but, I love you." and the most painful is "I love you, but.."
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Im mad at my friends, myself, and frankly, im still mad at the star wars empire...
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Love is like a chess board. Make the right moves and you win.
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Guest: Why do I have to ask your mom if I can spend the night. You: Because she can`t say no to you.
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the hardest thing to do in life is to watch the one you love, love somebody else.
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Like if your older sister gets on your last nerve
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The toughest thing about success is that you`ve got to keep on being a success.
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