Pick a facebook status

the moment wheres there is a fly on your screan and you try to get it away with the cursor :)

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1… 2… 3… Smile! *smiling for ages* ……. Oh, it’s on video

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Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper name

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Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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I liked things better when I didn`t understand them

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking

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Don`t Hate The Player,
Hate The Game.

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Stages of a Relationship :] :]] :D : :[ :[

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My alarm clock is just jealous of my relationship with my bed.

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